Don’t be defeatist, dear, it’s very middle-class

To the six websites that only exist to email me about my credit score: get a job!!

JJ Abrams on the set of Downton Abbey for some reason. Idk. I googled “Downton Abbey Star Trek” and this was the result. It’s fittingly annoying. The title quote is from Downton but I didn’t mention it in the piece. It’s long enough.

Hey friends,

Thank you for the warm welcome back last month with that Avatar piece!